Welcome to the CLASSIC RACE between the TORTOISE and the HARE.
The hare is fast but she sometimes sleeps(20%:0mk).
She takes big hops (20%:+9mk) but also makes big slips (10%:-6mk).
The tortoise is slow but he plods along (50%:+3mk).
He inches along (30%:+1mk) with an occasional slip (20%:-6mk).
The hare is fast but she is often distracted (30%:+1mk)
and she makes little slips too (20%:-2mk).
The odds favor Roberta Rabbit today. The racing rabbit was seen earlier this morning exercising in the field and carbo-boosting on carrots.
Anthony Turtle was unavailable for comment. He was seen resting quietly, inside his famous colorful shell. The turtle is "confidant that perserverance will prevail", his agent told reporters who gathered poolside yesterday.